Remember the last time i made a new post? I believe i said something about actually getting back to writing in this blog of mine. But i lied. I am a failure, and i take full responsibility for my actions. I've been bad. BUT I MEAN IT THIS TIME!!! I REALLY DO!!! You can not know how dearly i have missed trashing lady gaga publicly on the Internet. Its one of my favorite things to do, you know.
Lets hate on Gaga!
So can we talk about Lady Gaga at the grammys? The woman decided it would be a good idea to arrive at the grammys in a GIANT EGG. That's cool. Yeah, i go everywhere in my giant egg. Everywhere. I also want to make a perfume that smells like... Lets not go there right now. That's another post.
Lets hate on Ke$ha!
Listen to this. I'm laying in my bed, staring at the ceiling. I actually have woken up before my alarm, and i feel very accomplished. I start thinking about what i have to do today, where i might have to go.. And then... "TONIGHT WERE GOING HARDHARDHARDHARDHARDHARD JUST LIKE THE WORLD IS OURSOURSOURSOURSOURSOURS YOU KNOW WE'RE SUPERSTARS WE ARE WHO WE ARE" Down the hall i can be heard swearing at the snooze button "SHUT UP KESHA, NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!" I am so p.oed that i fall back asleep and sleep in till 11:30am. There go's my entire day. Thanks Ke$ha.
Thanks alot.
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I got a call from someone with the name Keisha ... and I wanted to ask if her name had a dollar sign in it too ... then I hung my head in shame.
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