Best and worst dressed! And.. A very interesting headline.

'Ello, 'ello, 'ello! Did you get to see the Oscars? Most of us did, but then again some of us missed it. I happen to be one of the few that missed it! .. But hey, i try! Enjoy this article from www.stylelist.com :)

Just in case you missed it, here's a recap of the best-and worst-dressed people at the Oscars 2011.We were most partial to Cate Blanchett's Givenchy Couture dress, though we know some found it odd. Also on our hot list were Mila Kunis in lavender Elie Saab (lacy ruffles, so spring!) and Gwyneth Paltrow looking every inch a New York blueblood in a shimmering Calvin Klein Collection column dress (until she sang a country song, that is).As this was the Oscars, no one was really the worst dressed. But if pressed, we'd have to say Amy Adams' blue sequin L'Wren Scott dress would have been better served without the big green pendant. Fellow Best Actress nominee Nicole Kidman chose a striking Christian Dior gown, but the hip shield was a little unusual. And host Anne Hathaway's original red-carpet dress, with the big bustle, was the least interesting of all her many Oscars 2011 looks.

And there you have it!

So, i was just minding my own business. Cruising around the Internet, you know, the usual stuff.. And then i saw this headline "MTV star arrested, smears poop on Jail Cell" You know why he was arrested in the first place? I was peeing in public. And he peed in his first jail cell, so they moved him. And then he took a #2 and decided to share it all over the walls of his second jail cell! Nice. Does anybody really give a crap about this story anyway????

Lets hate on people!

Remember the last time i made a new post? I believe i said something about actually getting back to writing in this blog of mine. But i lied. I am a failure, and i take full responsibility for my actions. I've been bad. BUT I MEAN IT THIS TIME!!! I REALLY DO!!! You can not know how dearly i have missed trashing lady gaga publicly on the Internet. Its one of my favorite things to do, you know.

Lets hate on Gaga!

So can we talk about Lady Gaga at the grammys? The woman decided it would be a good idea to arrive at the grammys in a GIANT EGG. That's cool. Yeah, i go everywhere in my giant egg. Everywhere. I also want to make a perfume that smells like... Lets not go there right now. That's another post.

Lets hate on Ke$ha!

Listen to this. I'm laying in my bed, staring at the ceiling. I actually have woken up before my alarm, and i feel very accomplished. I start thinking about what i have to do today, where i might have to go.. And then... "TONIGHT WERE GOING HARDHARDHARDHARDHARDHARD JUST LIKE THE WORLD IS OURSOURSOURSOURSOURSOURS YOU KNOW WE'RE SUPERSTARS WE ARE WHO WE ARE" Down the hall i can be heard swearing at the snooze button "SHUT UP KESHA, NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!" I am so p.oed that i fall back asleep and sleep in till 11:30am. There go's my entire day. Thanks Ke$ha.

Thanks alot.